A Letter To The Public

Dear General Public,

I've recently been recieving some rude comments from friends about the way I dress. I like to wear short shorts. It really isn't a crime, although everyone believes it should be.

My predicament: I have a tiny waist and a butt that is big for my body. My waste is a 0 and my butt is easily a 2.

SO. I buy zeros because I'm more comfortable is shorts that fit my waist. But people seem to think I do it just so people look at my butt cheeks hanging out. Which is only right when I stand up, although they seem to think it's all the time! I apologize for my butt being so big and my waste being so small, but it's NOT your problem. It's MINE. Wish people wouldn't make it there mission to put me down.

I'm confident. I love my body. I think i'm beautiful, and the things people tell me just back up what I think.

My predicament: I AM confident and have a reason to be. So people mistake my confidents for being concieted. They take everything I do the wrong way because they THINK i think I'm better than everyone else.

What they believe: "She is conceited and her shorts are way too short."

What is true: "I am confident, I like my body, I'm not afraid to show it off, my butt is big, and my waist is small.

I don't walk around thinking I am better than everyone else. I make comments that people mistake for cockiness. Like mentioning that my butt is nice. It's always a joke though. I wouldn't intentionally try to make myself superior to ANYONE. I don't dress the way I do to make others look bad! I don't think I'm better looking than ANYONE. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Theere is no way to compare human beings because God made us all equal.

I love myself and what God gave me.

Nobody will ever accept that.

Sicnerely, Big Butt, Small Waist.